Sunday 3 April 2011

Why oh why are the black eyed peas relevent?

Tuning in to Nick's Kid Choice Awards (yes I know I'm 21 and still watch Nick) and after a rather impressive opening video by Jack Black the black eyed peas graced the stage. Entirely in black pvc with neon accents even made this big gay throw up a little, not sick but glitter, at the campness of it all.

After a autotuned filled beginning from Will-I-haveAmassiveEgo-Am, began Fergie in all her Crystal Meth riddle face glory, screeching their way through 'Time of my life (dirty bit). A song song ridunculous it makes Cheryl Cole sound like a lyrical and musical genius. Unable to dance or rap/sing (without enough auto-tune to make Britney Spears soung like she is singing acoustically), so here is my question, Why are they considered one of the biggest bands in the world?

Would The Beatles have been so iconic if the decided to sample other people's songs while gyrating around on stage wearing PVC and oversized glasses? Or how about if the Rolling Stones decided to sing about getting their satisfaction from someone's "lovely lady lumps"? Would they still be icons ... me thinks not.

Now I hate to sound like a music Nazi but who is buying this music? I'm going to hold my hands up and admit that just two days ago I purcahsed Britney Spears' new album so I am probably in no position to judge anyone's musical taste, or lack of, but at least Britney is a pop culture icon and as big a part of my childhood as flies and looking for water is to a child in Ethiopia, whereas the Black Eyed Peas are being hailed as the second coming. A sentiment which I refuse to acknowledge unless the second coming is of the excrement variety.

Some of the lyrical genius spewed from The Black Eyed Peas:
1: "Trying to feel my hump hump, looking at my lump lumps, you can look but you can't touch it"
2: "Shut up just shut up shut up, shut it up just shut up shut up etc etc"
3: "Lets get retarded, in here ..."
4: "We multiply like we mathamatice"
5: "And say, oh oh oh oh, Say, oh oh oh oh, Yo, yo"
6: "Beats so big I'm steppin on leprechauns"
7: "Let's do it, let's do it, Let's do it, Let's do it, and do it, and do it"
End of Black Eyed Peas Rant.
Pepper out!!

Saturday 2 April 2011

Dear Ryan Murphy...

I love Glee! I watched the pilot the first and second time E4 transmitted it. I have watched every episode, downloaded and bought the music; have a Glee T-Shirt, phone sock, badge set. I even spent a ridiculous amount of money on tickets for Glee Live at the O2 in June.

One of the things I love about it is the camp quality, but mostly it's the music. Be it good or bad (Good Vibrations people?), I buy into it, because this small group of sarcastic, super-talented misfits are like crack to me. I tune in to watch the hilarious dancing, the reinterpretations, Rachel Berry mouth quiver; Puck spectacularly miss a dance step in the background; hear Finn struggle with relaying any real emotion; or Kurt spectacularly steal any solo he is given with his little doe eyes; and i live for Mercedes Diva.
That and the witty one liners that i could quote all day. I seriously think i want to be Sue Sylvester when i grow up!

BUT...

Don't make me start to hate the show. I can take the poor plots, the bad acting, and the sometimes shoddy characterisation. What i won't take is the show thinking it's more important then it is.
Yes i understand that you sincerely believe you are teaching people to embrace other peoples differences, to not accept conformity, or societal dictations of what is right or wrong. That you encourage kids to be themselves and stand up for who they are and what they believe in. That the message you are trying to present is "Be yourself, Love yourself, don't let anyone put you down!"

So why all the hate. If a band chooses not to let you use their music surely that is their right? At the end of the day their music means something to them, they have worked hard, writing, rehearsing, recording, nurturing that music. What it means to them might not possible be what it means to everyone else. What it represents to them might not have anything to do with what you want it to represent.
Or maybe simply they don't want to.

Surely for a show that's message is accepting peoples differences, then you should accept that these people don't like your show? That doesn't mean they don't care about music education, or bullying or teen pregnancy or any of the other plethora of things Glee 'stands for'.

Do i think Slash/Dave Grohl?KOL were right in how they went about what they had to say, not necessarily? But that doesn't mean i don't agree with it.

As a fan of the Foo Fighters (I've seen them 4 times) and a massive Gleek, as someone who is going to watch King's in June just days before Glee, i just wish that you could see how hypocritical it is to ask to use someones music and when they refuse start name calling.
Or apparently getting Elton John to criticise the bands (Dear Elton John, will be another letter, for another time...)

So please just accept it and let it go, because I'm not so sure your anger was aimed at them on behalf of arts education, and bullying, and more misplaced anger at your hurt ego!

regards
Salt
A massive Gleek aged 27 yrs)

xxx

Wednesday 30 March 2011

Murder She Wrote~ Na na nai~ Murder She Wrote

So, I've just started rewatching Murder She Wrote. Yes, Yes I know its got a reputation as being a show for old ladie about old ladies and you are probably expecting a programme full of tenor ladies, stanner chair lifts, murray mints and people who pee when they laugh but if you give it a go you will be pleasently suprised.

In season 1 episode 1, Jessica Fletcher starts her career as an author and swiftly heads to the Big Apple on a book tour, I say book tour, i think she was trying to evade the grim reaper just a little bit longer. Jessica soon meets the boss of her publishing company and romance follows, but is he telling the widow sleuth the entire truth?
During the hour long episode we get to see how she became the sleuth, cough-noseyoldbitch-cough, we all know and love. However, be warned this pilot episode is not for the faint hearted, ther is murder, kissing, affairs, blackmail and at one point I thought a gang of youths was going to rape her after they dragged her up an alley. Now I know necrophillia isn't a laughing matter but how many programmes on tv have an OAP fighting off knife wielding 'young-uns'? The answer you are looking for is none.

So the next time you are off sick from work, school, unemployed or just plain lazy and are skimming through the channels and you see 'Murder She Wrote', stop flicking and watch for a bit, you may suprised yourself and enjoy it. However, this is one show you don't want to be watching with your vagina!
Until next time, shimmy and push it bitches!!!

"Your enemy is not what you'd expect"... 5 Reasons why I'm excited for Captain America

Captain America Trailer
Now, if I'm honest from the start, this entire post could be completed with five words:
Chris Evans and his Chest
but that would possibly suggest that I am a shallow woman, who cares more about how attractive (read: Insanely Hot) the star is, and that as my good friend Andrew once said, I watch film and TV with my vagina.

Not True!

I watch with my eyes.

Nonetheless, I am stupidly excited for this film, and have been since it was first announced, only getting more excited when Chris Evans was cast.

1) Nerdgasm - Okay what more do you need?
If the shots of The Red Skull looking suitably menacing and realistic don't excite you, how about the shield, all shiny and new? No, well then what about the full Cap costume? The Cap in action? The "Hey! Remember how this all ties in to Iron Man/Thor/The Avengers" shot of Howard Stark, Tony's dearly departed (now) daddy? The transformation of Steve Rogers from weedy-to-beefy?
Well then, might I suggest one of the other summer blockbusters, because clearly this is not the film for you?

2) Stanley Tucci - AWESOME!
For those who do not know, Stanley Tucci is made of Awesome. He's an Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Golden Globe, Bafta nominated actor (even winning a couple of Emmy and Golden Globes). He has starred in a diverse range of films from amazeballs, to critically acclaimed, to popular, to campy. The Devil Wears Prada, Easy A, The Terminal, Road To Perdition, Burlesque, Lucky Number Slevin, The Lovely Bones, Julie & Julia and that's just in the last decade. He was the best thing about some of those films, in one he was the only good thing.
He is an incredibly gifted actor, adept at being funny, poignant, scary, tough, sensitive. A million other descriptive words, he is hands down one of the most underrated actors, as all to few people are aware of his brilliance.
The trailer heavily features him, and what realistically might pretty much be his entire role in the film.

3) The setting - WWII era.
I have been fascinated with this era in history since i was a child. I think it's because i had family who could actually remember it and tell me things. This brought the era to life in a way books couldn't. That and there is a very real visual and aural history available.
The trailer firmly plants us in the 40's setting from the very beginning, be it the through the architecture, the costume, or the 'feel'. One of the important themes of the story of the Cap is that he is a hero first and super second. Afforded great strength and abilities through the Super Soldier Serum, his greatest asset is himself. As Dr Erskine says when Steve asks "Why me?" "Because the weak man knows the value of strength, knows the value of power". Makes you think of that old saying absolute power corrupts absolutely!

4) The Avengers - Coming 2012
Okay, Joss Whedon directing? Check. Iron Man (Downey Jr.), Thor (Hemsworth), Captain America (Evans) in one film? Check. Samuel 'Motherfucking' L. Jackson? check. I rest my case.

5) Chris Evans - Sexy, sexy, (And not the ginger one).
Look sure, I think he's attractive, but I also happen to think he is an extremely talented Actor, who has, granted, made some extremely poor film decisions, but always gives 100% to every project and is underrated because people judge him on his looks.
Even if you don't take into account his heartbreaking and powerful performance in Sunshine, then look at some of his other films.
Cellular - a little gem IMHO, but most importantly he carries the film. There are few scenes in which he doesn't appear, and for you to watch the film you have to be invested in his character and his attempts to save the mysterious woman on the other end of the line. Evans brings his character Ryan to life, he is at once selfish, and spoilt, but willingly puts his life on the line to rescue this woman and her family. He's a jerk, who helps a complete stranger with no expectations of reward.
Push - I actually love this little film, but understand why many don't. Again playing a character he is selfish and self-involved and yet risks his life to protect others, and fight for what's right.
Sunshine - One of my absolute favourite films ever. Evans plays Mace, the strong-headed jerk engineer of the Icarus II. At the start of the film we see him losing it, and being sent for some "time out" by the ships Doctor after he picks a fight with the protagonist and ostensibly the hero of the film. As the story progresses, Mace shows that he is the only one willing to really ensure the mission is a success, he will do the tough job you don't want to, but in that small moment where he discovers Trey's body you know that it doesn't come without a price. He dies a hero's death, but he doesn't do it to be a hero, he does it because he knows if he doesn't the Earth is doomed. In the end he ensures that Capa can finish their mission, and make sure that their lives their existence aren't wasted.

I feel though i should be fair and point out one negative reaction. There is an awful lot in the trailer. I hope not too much, or that they are at least saving the really awesome bits. It also feels a little soulless. The trailer is so obviously designed to appeal to comic book geeks that it ends up feeling a little empty. I hope this is just my nervousness that a film I have been looking forward to for a while, and is pretty much my summer movie event 2011, will disappoint me. But whatever happens at least Chris Evans' abs appear.

Until next time

Salt :) xxx

Tuesday 29 March 2011

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